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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

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kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

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t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

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vapor-man:

tiddiemeat420:

where do quicksand take you tho 

The sand world

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paraxveil:

you think you’re always late? i hung my first mcr poster 30 min before they announced their break up

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

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